foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and macaron

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and macaron

frothycupofme:

matchxxgrade:

Did Thomas Jefferson have such a hard time getting “All Men (and ideally i’d hope women) are created equal” through peoples thick skulls?

*turns on TV* *Scrolls through tumblr*

Poor bastard was ahead of his time and ours.

Jefferson owned hundreds of slaves.

My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.
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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

bvsedjesus:

this gif is great

bvsedjesus:

this gif is great

lovemetoinfinity:

sup

lovemetoinfinity:

sup

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Artist: Ke$ha

Song: Sleazy (Explicit Version)
Plays: 61,915

moneypowerbottom:

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http://contrapositivity.tumblr.com/post/96417561072/franerys-katiebpeters-chloereneeeee-how

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does…

The net worth of the average black household in the United States is $6,314, compared with $110,500 for the average white household, according to 2011 census data. The gap has worsened in the last decade, and the United States now has a greater wealth gap by race than South Africa did during apartheid. (Whites in America on average own almost 18 times as much as blacks; in South Africa in 1970, the ratio was about 15 times.)

When Whites Just Don’t Get It / NYT

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harryedward:

me when my mom is more than 5 minutes late picking me up

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